Working away in some dark and murky basement, as you read this page, is a furtive sound engineer, eagerly preparing some of those imfamous out takes... recordings so embarassing, that they hitherto have not reached the ears of the public.

Technology may even enable us to reproduce some of those recordings, for your delight, right here on your computer.

Maybe you have some out takes.... eh?! Maybe you'd like to share them with the world...? Audio quality isn't too much of a concern - we'll laugh at anything. Contact Dave with details if you'd like to share something - dave@davecooke.com.

Alternatively, if you'd like to view Dave's current list of zany gags, click here.